now i’ve gone and done it.

Toll. House. Cookie. Sundae.

I hate you.

Lesson learned.

This is my life. True convo.

me: i’ve been dating for 15 years unfortunely

ive narrowed it down

lh:  True

Hahahaha

me:  sadly ive been dating for half my life

ive dated a lot of men

and i still havent found the one

scary

lh:  No…not scary at all

I think its great

me:  im sure ill be 50 when i get hitched

to an oldman who will surely die days later

lh:  Stop that

me:  thats ok

lh:  You will find someone

me:  im sure he will have a 401K and a will somewhere

ill be set

a few days of wedded bliss and shazaaamm like magic he’ll be gone

lh: Lmmfao

me:  then i can always say ” i was married once”

and i can live the dream