4 blondes: noitsyou, linds, shan and JM. One ex boyfriend: Rhymes with odd.
odd: is noitsyou hot
Sent at 1:57 PM on Friday
shan: noitsyou who? what are you talking about?
odd: you and linds friend
shan: how do you know about noitsme?
Sent at 2:04 PM on Friday
shan: creeeeeepy
odd: (creepy smiley face)
shan: no but really. explain yourself
Responses that ensued.
JM:Tell him to get a hobby.
shan: I am literally creeped out right now. what a freak.
Linds: Seriously….does he have to be such a DIRT BAG?! I’m with JM..tell him to get a hobby and to stop facebook talking our pages
noitsyou: Is this your first or second ex husband? I always get them confused.
shan: NO! thats the best part! he DELETED ME!
Linds: So he is stalking through my page… should I limit profile him or block him?
JM: That means he can still see your pics! Make them private to your friends only!!!
noitsyou: He deleted you and he is stalking me. Why didn’t you keep him?
shan: Whatever, I think its hilarious….. what is wrong with him???
noitsyou: I love stalkers, I always find them funny.
linds: This is the second guy to stalk you from my facebook page…. serrrriously
noitsyou: Why do stalkers flock to me? Two guys from facebook. That guy in NY on the first night and that freak and his pal from tighttight or justmarried.com?
shan: you just have that stalker sec appeal i guess!
noitsyou: I just always attract the weirdos. Like mosquitoes to oily Italians.
I think now I understand why I am 27 and still live at home with my parents. Is it martini time yet?
